dangerouspoetry:

dangerouspoetry:

my dad just came in and tossed this at me saying it “came with the paper”

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I’m nearly a 20 year old man

update:

I gave in

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her name is stephanie

For sure my biggest fear is 

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gallifreyslostson:

likeadisneyprincess:

The women of the mermaid family

Very important information.

I dunno about you, but this raises a couple of questions about genetics and the color of the merpostman’s hair.

well my name is athena and my sisters is ariel. interesting 

bigstupidbaby:

losing an argument when you are right just because the other person is too stupid to understand what you’re saying is probably one of the most infuriating things in the entire universe 

my idiot neighbors

so i have to wake up at 6am tomorrow….i normally wake up in the early afternoon 

anyways i’m super sick and lethargic, i have to drive an hour to orlando to go to orientation >__< i’m going to die u guys

zubat:

Oh my god this is worth the 6 seconds

dekutree:

curple:

Fill the tub up half way then ride it with my Surfbort

why she actin so surprised like did she really think she was gonna hang 10 in her gatdamn baftub

looking at this just makes me mad

dekutree:

curple:

Fill the tub up half way then ride it with my Surfbort

why she actin so surprised like did she really think she was gonna hang 10 in her gatdamn baftub

looking at this just makes me mad

i eat salmon and asparagus like 2x a week 

i eat salmon and asparagus like 2x a week 

mathsturbation:

what if instead of laughing people just screamed ‘FUNNY’ repeatedly